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Monday, January 16, 2006

Marriage Quotes

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:


* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
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Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

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It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!

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There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

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A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

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Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

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Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

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3 Comments:

At 12:09 AM, Blogger Saroona said...

Mmm, I am sure men are the authors of the marriage quotes posted here! Well, I guess it is not that bad... I mean, marriage should be about sharing everything! You know, my fiance was scared to death in what marriage was concerned before he met me, or at least he told me so; and I believe him, since his mother keeps pestering him to get married since he was 18. All in all, one has to find the right person and take this step when one is sure about it!

 
At 5:44 AM, Blogger Huda Nassar said...

Sarah,Hope you have found the right person,now I am married and I know that it takes alot of patience and compromising to make it work,but If you both loved each other then it is worth it.Wish u all the best dear.

 
At 5:04 AM, Blogger Saroona said...

Thank you, my dear, this is so nice of you!

 

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