Cleverly Said !!
1. When I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." -- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
2. I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." -- Eleanor Roosevelt
3. By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates
4. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- Groucho Marx
5. My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. -- Jimmy Durante
6. I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
7.I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. -- Bob Hope
8. Don't worry about avoiding temptation...as you grow
older, it will avoid you. -- Winston Churchill
9.Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty...but every thing else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. -- Phyllis Diller
10. By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. -- Billy Crystal
posted by Huda Nassar @ 11:27 PM
2 Comments:
I have updated myself in what your lates posts on this blog are concerned. Ouf, why do most of the jokes relate to marriage? Everybody seems so bitter nowadays when this institution is taken into account :)
sarah dear dont let these jokes get to u,marriage is what u make of it and how u view and approach it,if you see marriage as a bond between two hearts,two persons who share everything,who care for each other,then you'll be ok.some look at marriage from another point of view,as a contract,with two parties,and i assume you know how such relations end up,as all contracts do,either renewed,revoked or breached.
I know you'll do ok and be fine
and something else..this blog IS about marriage and couples ;)
have a great lovely day and a wonderful week end
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