About Marriage

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.

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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes,I am. I married the wrong man."

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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine!"
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

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Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.


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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

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Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all

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First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."

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A Woman's Prayer

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man ,
to love and to forgive him,
and for Patience, for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.

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