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A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang.

The husband picked it up and said, "Hello? How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?"

He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Wrong number. Some guy looking for the weather office

.""How do you know?"

"He wanted to know if the coast was clear."

Dear Abby

Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning. When I confront him, he denies everything. What is worse is everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating! Also, since he lost his job some years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.All he does is sit around the living room in his underwear and watch television while I work to pay the bills. And since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me. He keeps calling me a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed, Clueless

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Dear Clueless:
Dump him. You are a New York senator now. You don't need him.